I went to the Great Escape at Lake George on Tuesday. I was all excited to going to the water rides BUT NATURE HATES ME! Everytime I was heading down to there, IT THUNDERED. Yup, I got all ready, changed up into my new swim suit and BOOM. There goes the thunder again. So yeah, in the whole 6 hours there, I didn’t even get to go to the Splash Water Kingdom once. Sweet huh? The only thing I loved about the Great Escape was the Boomarang, and the Comet. I LOVVEDDD IT. But on the Comet, some ass decided to lean on the gate and I was already in the car, at the VERY top of the TALLEST slope and then CRACK. The car stopped. It was already 3:50 and I needed to get on the bus at 4:00. Some guy had to WALK up the tracks of WOOD. (Wood, not metal. This thing is wickedly outdated huh! ) And told us that we COULDN’T get off the ride and we were FORCED to wait until his manager unlocked the ride for it to start running again. Oh sweet, that took like 15 minutes and OOP! LOOK AT THE CLOCK! 4:05! I am SOO DEAD.
And so I ran all the way across the theme park in record timing and it was pouring like crazy. Everybody was dripping wet and there was this “No wet students allowed on the bus rule” Hmm, are you telling us that NOBODY could get on the bus now? Our teachers are maddd nice huh?
Eventually we all got on the bus and then I was watching listening to my zune with the huge screen. Behind me was Jack and Tim:
Jack: Do you watch porn on that?
Me: Ehh, no? Why would I watch porn? (Gives him the look)
Jack: Why wouldn’t you?
Me: What kind of…..nevermind, I’m not gonna ask.
Jack: What were you gonna ask? What kind of porn?
Tim: Is it gay? Is it lesbian? Is it old guy on young guy?
Me: Oh my godd….(gives them the stick eye and turns away)
And then later, I got bored and started watching the Simpsons Movie. You all know that there’s a butt naked Bart Simpson skating aross town right? Well I was on that part and:
Tim: DUDE! CONNIE! THAT’S CARTOON PORN RIGHT THERE!
Jesus, do these guys know when to stop? After the spider pig song, I got sick of the movie since I’ve already watched it atleast 3 times so I decided to watch Resident Evil: The Extinction. Annd of course, you all know that in the begining Alice wakes up from the shower after the gas made her fall asleep and lose her memory for a short amout of time right? Well I was watching that part and then:
Tim: Is there a boob in that?
Me: Eh, no o.o
Tim: Can I see it?
Me: Why would I want to show you that?
Tim: SHOW ME THE BOOB PART! (I think that’s what he said….)
Me: …
So I continued watching it and surprisingly, he was stilling watching it when the cloned Alice got shot in the stomach and was tosed into that humongo pile of failed cloned Alices. Jesus, he must realllyyy want to see the boob part. And thank god I wasn’t watching Snakes on the Plane…..those of you who watched all knowww what happens in the middle
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