It’s official

I’M OUT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL

WHAT NOWWW!

1. I got a blister on my right foot, it popped, hurt like mother flipping hell but thank god a chaporone lady had a bandaid.
2. The DJ had like the worst songs ever, SHE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE SHAKE IT OR JUMP ON IT!
3. Giovanni kept making me dance (sometimes with him) and lemme tell you, je suis le pire jamais danseur. Period.
4. Mr. hottie/amazing and I didn’t even talk! Well actually, he just told me something but I didn’t say anything back :( Ugh, HE’S SOO CUTE!  Hmm, I have to go a whole summer without him making me laugh.  What else?  I’m 99% sure that he’ll be in at least one of my classes as a freshmen.  Let’s just hope he does ;)
5. I screamed my head off with Jessie, I have the worst headache in history.  And lemme tell you something else, I have never gotten a headache before.  This feels like shit.
6. Some girl was crying cause she saw her ex-boyfriend there.  Ahh, okkk….why would you even come to the dance when you know that every single student is gonna be there?  Well except one exception, my next neighbor.  o.o
7. I sware I’ll never talk or walk again.  My voice is about to die, I don’t even want to sing to Shake It right now.  Ugh.
8. I’M GONNA MISS EVERY BODY :* This was the best year in my life.
9. Haha, this summer I’m gonna try to get gorgeous his screename.  Oh yeahhhhh

BTW, scroll down to the previous post to read my freakish day at the Great Escape

I went to the Great Escape at Lake George on Tuesday.  I was all excited to going to the water rides BUT NATURE HATES ME!  Everytime I was heading down to there, IT THUNDERED.  Yup, I got all ready, changed up into my new swim suit and BOOM.  There goes the thunder again.  So yeah, in the whole 6 hours there, I didn’t even get to go to the Splash Water Kingdom once.  Sweet huh?  The only thing I loved about the Great Escape was the Boomarang, and the Comet.  I LOVVEDDD IT. But on the Comet, some ass decided to lean on the gate and I was already in the car, at the VERY top of the TALLEST slope and then CRACK. The car stopped.  It was already 3:50 and I needed to get on the bus at 4:00.  Some guy had to WALK up the tracks of WOOD.  (Wood, not metal.  This thing is wickedly outdated huh!  ) And told us that we COULDN’T get off the ride and we were FORCED to wait until his manager unlocked the ride for it to start running again.  Oh sweet, that took like 15 minutes and OOP!  LOOK AT THE CLOCK!  4:05!  I am SOO DEAD.

And so I ran all the way across the theme park in record timing and it was pouring like crazy.  Everybody was dripping wet and there was this “No wet students allowed on the bus rule” Hmm, are you telling us that NOBODY could get on the bus now?  Our teachers are maddd nice huh?

Eventually we all got on the bus and then I was watching listening to my zune with the huge screen.  Behind me was Jack and Tim:

Jack:  Do you watch porn on that?

Me: Ehh, no?  Why would I watch porn?  (Gives him the look)

Jack: Why wouldn’t you?

Me: What kind of…..nevermind, I’m not gonna ask.

Jack: What were you gonna ask?  What kind of porn?

Tim: Is it gay?  Is it lesbian?  Is it old guy on young guy?

Me: Oh my godd….(gives them the stick eye and turns away)

And then later, I got bored and started watching the Simpsons Movie.  You all know that there’s a butt naked Bart Simpson skating aross town right?  Well I was on that part and:

Tim: DUDE! CONNIE!  THAT’S CARTOON PORN RIGHT THERE!

Jesus, do these guys know when to stop?  After the spider pig song, I got sick of the movie since I’ve already watched it atleast 3 times so I decided to watch Resident Evil: The Extinction.  Annd of course, you all know that in the begining Alice wakes up from the shower after the gas made her fall asleep and lose her memory for a short amout of time right?  Well I was watching that part and then:

Tim: Is there a boob in that?

Me: Eh, no o.o

Tim: Can I see it?

Me: Why would I want to show you that?

Tim: SHOW ME THE BOOB PART!  (I think that’s what he said….)

Me: …

So I continued watching it and surprisingly, he was stilling watching it when the cloned Alice got shot in the stomach and was tosed into that humongo pile of failed cloned Alices. Jesus, he must realllyyy want to see the boob part.  And thank god I wasn’t watching Snakes on the Plane…..those of you who watched all knowww what happens in the middle